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Dig Them Up Feminine Pirate Chest Historians have only recently confirmed that Vacation Island was a central hiding spot for pirate booty; buried in the early 1700’s by the notorious female pirate “Mad Mary McArthur”. Trouble is she split it all up into tiny little “designer” pirate chests! Many Sims have tried, but only a few have found the chests of Mary and her band of wild buccaneer women.
Originally believed to be Ancient Native Sim figurines from sacrificial burial tombs, modern x-ray technology has exposed these so called “golden” llamas to be nothing more than melted down copper coins electro-plated with a thick skin of gold. But the hoax took place so long ago, these forgeries are now collectors items themselves! Museums are urging Sims to donate any llamas they find for further study.
Obviously an authentic arrowhead, the markings indicate these relics might date back to the Ice Age. Yet, Native Sims didn’t arrive in the island until approximately 2000BC! In addition, eerily modern trophy like bases leave archeologists puzzled as well. Historical artifacts… or discarded trinkets? Only after enough samples are found, and enough research grants exhausted, will Sim scientists care to answer the question.
How on earth did an African fertility idol end up on Vacation Island? Could this be proof of a prehistoric, globally-trading Island Sim culture? Is it somehow possible that West Africans had an ancient seafaring culture capable of reaching the island? Best tell the kids something crazy… because, honestly, most of these idols are cheap souvenirs that weren’t buried deep enough when the sweatshop was flattened in the last typhoon.
Probably the most common mineral on the surface of the earth, Silicon Dioxide (or “quartz”) contains linked tetrahedral, cross-linked to other spirals to form naturally terminated crystals. While some people merely dig them up as souvenirs or “New Age” accoutrements, everyone knows their true value lies as oscillators in radios and watches.
Just what is it that some Sims find so interesting about old boots? Maybe it’s the metonymic connection with hard work and rock solid values that worn boots embody. Or maybe it’s the sad sense of loss you get seeing bad museum dioramas. Others just like to collect old junk because they are sentimental or something. In any case, thank yourself for helping clean up Vacation Island. Buy With Tokens
So named for their strong resemblance to the famously sad-eyed guinea pigs, these instantly loveable little bundles of pink, plastic joy have been a staple prize at amusement parks and carnivals for over a century. Harder to find these days, serious compulsive collectors have arisen that actually stockpile, horde and engage in rare doll price fixing and speculation. As with any collectible, counterfeits abound.
This island souvenir is an actual coconut shell! Carefully carved into a monkey sporting an impish expression, this adorable little hunk of nut is perfect for displaying around the house. You just can’t help but smile once you stare into the eyes of this little cutie, right? OOOH! OOOH! OOOH!
From her earliest days in black and white cartoons, through the heyday of manmade animation, to today’s state-of-the-art 3D guinea pig motion capture computer games, this curvy cavy’s face has become an icon of the Sim entertainment and Sim cultural values exported around the globe. So take the fluffy, flirty, cheer-stuffed Jenny Pig back to your home and let her into your heart!
When mainland Sims overthrew the Native Sim monarchy in 1893, they unwittingly destroyed a millennium-old civilization with the stroke of a pen. But you can bring back some of that old “Lava Magic” by purchasing and proudly displaying this authentic Vacation Island Souvenir. Hand-poured into surviving tiki molds from the 60’s, each sculpture is hand-spray painted by native islander, in a style handed down for a generation.
Cute! Lovable! Furry! Giant Island Penguins are just totally adorable with their little tuxedos and funny waddle! Truly the supreme and most aggressive of all penguins, their majesty and dignity have been captured for all time with these cute, collectable, furry stuffed animals! Though nearing extinction due to over development, show your love of nature by buying one of these squeezable squid munchers each time you visit the island.
The skull is actually just recycled cast glass, but they are so popular these days, they will practically sell themselves. Sims are victim to all sorts of “New Age” beliefs these days and believe these silly skulls actually radiate “peace” and “tranquility” and can even expand consciousness and “heal” ailments. Right. Let them “elevate” their minds while you elevate your profits. Remove label before displaying.
Cast in porcelain and colorfully hand-painted, this fabricated farmyard fowl adds a sophisticated sense of tradition and style to your country kitchen of porcelain collection. Originally created as baskets, jars and other functional ceramics, their use has become purely decorative today. Plaster and acrylic enamel. Made in China.
These squirrels are new (from surplus) and come with original label. The carving is of superior quality and execution but origin is unknown. Beautiful coloring and detail. We believe these squirrels will become collector’s items and encourage distributors and point of sale merchants to position them as such. Makes a great prize or souvenir stand filter too. Buy in bulk for deepest discount. Remove invoice prior to sale. |
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